1 00:00:00,170 --> 00:00:01,170 Here you go. 2 00:00:01,190 --> 00:00:03,190 Jim, would you zip up Kyle's jacket, please? 3 00:00:04,290 --> 00:00:06,270 I'm right in the middle of a very important sandwich. 4 00:00:08,250 --> 00:00:09,650 All right, come here, my young man. 5 00:00:10,170 --> 00:00:11,490 Mommy, do you have a swimming space? 6 00:00:11,910 --> 00:00:17,550 I do, I do. I have the carrot for his nose, the cookies for his eyes, and what 7 00:00:17,550 --> 00:00:18,910 happened to the licorice for his mouth? 8 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:32,439 Now, remember, take the snow off the driveway, not the lawn. 9 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:35,480 You can't make the kids shovel the driveway for you. 10 00:00:36,780 --> 00:00:39,500 Cheryl, they're a little young to use a snowblower, don't you think? 11 00:00:40,500 --> 00:00:43,680 He's right, Cheryl. They lose a finger at this age, they'll always be afraid of 12 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:44,680 machinery. 13 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:49,720 Hey! Hey! Hey! Did you guys settle on a China pattern for your registry? 14 00:00:50,020 --> 00:00:53,020 Oh, we're so close. Yeah, after running around all the entire city, we've 15 00:00:53,020 --> 00:00:54,060 narrowed it down to ten patterns. 16 00:00:55,220 --> 00:00:57,560 It's a Lindsmore pattern, one of them? Nice! 17 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:01,700 And tomorrow we're spending the entire day looking for a set of flatware. 18 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:03,440 Hey, Don. 19 00:01:03,820 --> 00:01:05,140 You know what you need a set of? 20 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:07,880 Yeah, Jim. 21 00:01:07,940 --> 00:01:09,640 You've done that joke before. Many times. 22 00:01:10,980 --> 00:01:14,760 I want to show you this article I found on bridal hairstyles. I'm thinking a 23 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:18,060 wavy half -up, half -down dupe with a tiara. Oh, my God. 24 00:01:18,380 --> 00:01:22,840 I just said the same exact thing to Ryan in the car just now. 25 00:01:23,060 --> 00:01:24,060 No way. 26 00:01:24,300 --> 00:01:26,100 I had to turn down the game to listen. 27 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:31,820 Mother of Pearl Handel? From France? Oh, yeah. 28 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:36,020 Jim, you look like a gun owner. 29 00:01:38,660 --> 00:01:40,460 Will you please put me out of my misery? 30 00:01:41,580 --> 00:01:42,580 You know what? 31 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:46,240 If you want to survive a marriage, you've got to remember one thing. 32 00:01:46,860 --> 00:01:51,680 There's always a way out. No matter what the situation, there's always a way 33 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:55,120 out. You've just got to look for it. But sometimes... There's always a way out! 34 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:58,940 And that is my wedding gift. 35 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:00,320 To you. 36 00:02:00,900 --> 00:02:02,300 Don't respect anything else. 37 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:05,320 He's not kidding. 38 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:11,140 For my 30th birthday, he gave me, God never gives you more than you can 39 00:02:11,980 --> 00:02:14,640 I traded in for the lemons and lemonade thing. 40 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:21,360 Sweetie, look at all these bridal magazines Cheryl got for us. Well, thank 41 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:23,300 Cheryl. You must have gone to a freaking bookstore. 42 00:02:23,660 --> 00:02:24,920 I did. I did. 43 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:28,200 Okay, and here's our wedding album. It is full of great ideas. 44 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:30,000 Wow. Hey, 45 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:31,679 I've been looking at cakes. 46 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:33,260 We have to have fondant icing. 47 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:34,820 I wanted to show you this picture. 48 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:47,780 Oh, darn. Look, I just got paged. Yeah, I just got paged from the hospital 49 00:02:47,780 --> 00:02:50,500 because I'm a doctor and they page doctors and I just got paged. 50 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:55,920 Oh, shoot. All right. Well, I'm going to go ahead and put post -its on 51 00:02:55,920 --> 00:02:58,140 everything that I like and you can add yours later. 52 00:02:58,420 --> 00:03:00,520 Okay. I just hope I don't get paged while I do it. 53 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:06,360 See ya. 54 00:03:07,500 --> 00:03:09,840 Why is the word proof stamped across every photo? 55 00:03:10,540 --> 00:03:12,620 Because proof means free. 56 00:03:14,140 --> 00:03:16,580 Hey, I don't pay for memories. I pay for stuff. 57 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:22,200 Look at your wedding dress. It was so perfect. I know, wasn't it? The lace and 58 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:25,800 the pearl. Remember how it folded up into a buckle on the back? All I 59 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:27,700 is it took 45 minutes to get it off you. 60 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:31,660 That's nothing. Usually takes me five or six dates. 61 00:03:32,220 --> 00:03:33,380 And my fake law degree. 62 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:37,320 I just hope I can find something this beautiful. 63 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:42,320 You know, it is good luck to wear something borrowed on your wedding day. 64 00:03:42,900 --> 00:03:43,900 What do you mean? 65 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:48,120 There's something I've been thinking about, and now that you bring it up, I 66 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:49,120 just going to say it. 67 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:51,280 Why don't you wear my wedding dress? 68 00:03:51,580 --> 00:03:52,700 Oh, my God. 69 00:03:56,740 --> 00:03:58,480 You'll be okay with that? Are you kidding? 70 00:03:58,820 --> 00:03:59,820 I would be honored. 71 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,720 Oh, my God. I think I'm going to cry. 72 00:04:02,540 --> 00:04:03,540 You want to try it on? 73 00:04:04,220 --> 00:04:09,100 I can't work the ladder thingy. Would you go up in the attic and get my dress? 74 00:04:39,150 --> 00:04:41,610 Two weeks ago, the Bulls won the championship. 75 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:45,170 Cheryl is my lucky charm. 76 00:04:46,950 --> 00:04:50,130 Oh, never mind. I got to take that wedding dress first. You deserve it. 77 00:04:50,370 --> 00:04:51,990 I thought you did that like two weeks ago. 78 00:04:53,050 --> 00:04:54,070 It's still in my trunk. 79 00:04:54,990 --> 00:04:58,190 I was going to take it, but I didn't. 80 00:04:59,570 --> 00:05:03,310 But you told her you did. You think it's okay to just lie to your wife? Ah, 81 00:05:03,350 --> 00:05:04,970 relax. It's just this one time. 82 00:05:05,450 --> 00:05:07,190 It's not like I'm going to ever do it again. 83 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:17,060 Look at him. Reports now coming in that riots have broken out. Oh, look. 84 00:05:17,340 --> 00:05:19,600 Some poor guy's car's getting torn. 85 00:05:20,700 --> 00:05:22,640 No, Lord, it's just a piece of crap. 86 00:05:26,380 --> 00:05:27,860 That's my piece of crap! 87 00:05:32,100 --> 00:05:33,680 My car is on fire! 88 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:36,660 My body -by -jig videos are in there! 89 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,100 Charles, what are you doing? 90 00:06:32,490 --> 00:06:36,710 should know that it's rude to leave the room when you're entertaining a guest. 91 00:06:37,570 --> 00:06:38,570 Is he? 92 00:06:38,610 --> 00:06:39,610 He's like furniture. 93 00:06:40,910 --> 00:06:43,910 Still, Sarah, it would just be bad manners to leave me here all alone. 94 00:06:44,650 --> 00:06:48,570 Andy, can I interest you in sampling a variety of canned cheeses? 95 00:06:50,650 --> 00:06:52,450 I'm not hungry, but I could eat. 96 00:06:54,710 --> 00:06:58,610 Have you thought about crab puffs for appetizers? I've thought about nothing 97 00:06:58,610 --> 00:06:59,730 else for the last three days. 98 00:07:03,280 --> 00:07:03,959 out of this. 99 00:07:03,960 --> 00:07:06,360 There's always a way out. We just gotta think of something. 100 00:07:06,740 --> 00:07:07,740 We? 101 00:07:08,180 --> 00:07:12,320 No, I was a doe -eyed 19 -year -old with a future full of dreams and a pretty 102 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:15,120 serious workout regimen until my faves went up in flames. 103 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:21,460 You were with me, so you are officially an accomplice. No way, man. 104 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:25,400 You were the one that was stuck with a burnt dress, then put it in a box, and 105 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:29,520 then told your wife it was a perfectly preserved wedding gown. Oh, what's this? 106 00:07:29,540 --> 00:07:31,020 A bill. It's from the piper. 107 00:07:33,770 --> 00:07:37,470 Stop dragging me down with you this time. No way. I'm telling Cheryl. Come 108 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:38,089 Come here. 109 00:07:38,090 --> 00:07:42,510 Come on. We've kept this lie alive for 14 years. There's no reason to throw it 110 00:07:42,510 --> 00:07:44,050 out like you threw out your commitment to fitness. 111 00:07:45,270 --> 00:07:49,310 If I had those tapes six minutes a day for 14 years, you know how cut I'd be? 112 00:07:50,550 --> 00:07:54,630 Andy, you didn't think there was a way out in 91, but I found it, didn't I? 113 00:07:55,050 --> 00:07:56,770 Because there's always a way out, Andy. 114 00:07:57,170 --> 00:07:58,069 Say it. 115 00:07:58,070 --> 00:07:59,070 Say it with me. 116 00:07:59,090 --> 00:08:00,670 There's always a way. 117 00:08:03,500 --> 00:08:07,700 There's always a way out. That's right, my good friend. So you don't worry about 118 00:08:07,700 --> 00:08:09,040 a thing. I got it all figured out. 119 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:12,300 So what's the plan? I don't know. 120 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:22,300 It's got to be something to do with Dana not wanting to wear the dress. 121 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:25,120 Or something. 122 00:08:31,700 --> 00:08:32,700 Great plan. 123 00:08:34,159 --> 00:08:36,039 Shall we synchronize our watches, Mr. Bond? 124 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:44,360 Wait, you guys. What's going on? I'm still waiting for you to get that dress 125 00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:45,360 of the attic. 126 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:52,080 Come on, Dana. Cheryl's not here. She's dropping the kids off at a play date. 127 00:08:52,460 --> 00:08:53,900 You can drop the act. 128 00:08:54,260 --> 00:08:56,220 What are you talking about? Oh, sis. 129 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:57,720 Come on. 130 00:08:57,740 --> 00:09:00,700 We all love Cheryl, but she does have her faults. 131 00:09:03,020 --> 00:09:04,080 Come on, Dana, let's be honest. 132 00:09:04,660 --> 00:09:07,480 It's really Cheryl's wedding, isn't it? 133 00:09:08,020 --> 00:09:09,100 No, it's my wedding. 134 00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:10,680 Right, right. 135 00:09:11,900 --> 00:09:16,100 Because when you were a little girl, you dreamt of wearing your sister's hand 136 00:09:16,100 --> 00:09:17,180 -me -down on your big day. 137 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:21,640 You guys just don't get it. There's a big difference between a hand -me -down 138 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:24,720 and passing on a family tradition. Yes, you're right, you're right. 139 00:09:25,100 --> 00:09:28,920 You know, a lesser person might think that Cheryl was trying to relive the 140 00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:30,640 of her own wedding through yours. 141 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,000 But... 142 00:09:33,610 --> 00:09:34,610 You know. 143 00:09:37,250 --> 00:09:38,670 What are you doing? 144 00:09:39,090 --> 00:09:42,090 Well, I just thought it might be a little chilly in your world living in 145 00:09:42,090 --> 00:09:43,230 sister's shadow all the time. 146 00:09:45,750 --> 00:09:49,690 Like when you had to wear her old cheerleading outfit in junior high? 147 00:09:49,950 --> 00:09:52,090 Or go out with her old boyfriend? 148 00:09:52,950 --> 00:09:55,090 I guess Dana can't have anything new. 149 00:09:57,290 --> 00:09:58,850 It's a shame, too, because you know what? 150 00:09:59,450 --> 00:10:00,890 I think you really deserve it. 151 00:10:04,970 --> 00:10:08,150 I stopped by the shop where I got my bridesmaid's dresses and I got fabric 152 00:10:08,150 --> 00:10:09,150 samples. 153 00:10:09,190 --> 00:10:10,190 Oh. 154 00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:14,350 So you're not going to wear Dana's old bridesmaid dress? 155 00:10:14,770 --> 00:10:16,130 Of course not. I'm getting something new. 156 00:10:21,110 --> 00:10:22,190 Look at this. 157 00:10:22,530 --> 00:10:24,550 Is this green beautiful? 158 00:10:25,370 --> 00:10:28,910 What do you think, Dana? Cheryl obviously loves it. 159 00:10:29,710 --> 00:10:30,710 Huh? 160 00:10:30,990 --> 00:10:32,730 Well, it's nice, but... 161 00:10:33,070 --> 00:10:34,710 I was thinking more of a lavender. 162 00:10:35,050 --> 00:10:37,170 No, you know, green is beautiful. 163 00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:39,150 Come on, just go with me on this. 164 00:10:45,570 --> 00:10:46,570 No. 165 00:10:48,990 --> 00:10:49,990 What? 166 00:10:50,370 --> 00:10:53,590 Well, it's my wedding, and I don't like green. 167 00:10:55,190 --> 00:10:57,370 You're wearing green. Well, I don't like this. 168 00:10:59,190 --> 00:11:01,750 Okay, whoa, whoa, calm down. Just relax here, Dana. 169 00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:05,680 You know what? Everybody would be much happier if you just let Cheryl make all 170 00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:06,680 the decisions. 171 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:10,120 Yeah, yeah. She's the oldest. She knows best. 172 00:11:11,900 --> 00:11:15,200 Cheryl, you've had your wedding, okay? Let me have mine. 173 00:11:15,420 --> 00:11:17,600 And, and... And what? 174 00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:20,100 And I want to wear my own wedding dress. 175 00:11:21,460 --> 00:11:22,840 Okay, wait a minute. 176 00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:25,520 I thought you loved that dress. 177 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:26,840 Well, I did. 178 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:27,900 In 1991. 179 00:11:30,260 --> 00:11:31,360 What? Well... 180 00:11:31,630 --> 00:11:32,630 A little outdated. 181 00:11:33,450 --> 00:11:34,450 I'm sorry. 182 00:11:34,710 --> 00:11:37,190 I guess I thought you'd get married a decade ago. 183 00:11:40,870 --> 00:11:44,350 Well, that's just because I didn't marry the first husky guy in a flannel shirt 184 00:11:44,350 --> 00:11:45,350 to come along. 185 00:11:46,990 --> 00:11:49,830 Okay. Remember, I am not the enemy. 186 00:11:51,310 --> 00:11:52,310 Continue. 187 00:11:53,010 --> 00:11:58,010 Okay. Are you saying that I pushed my dress on you? Yeah, just like you're 188 00:11:58,010 --> 00:12:00,630 pushing everything on me. Chicken or fish? Chicken or fish? What is what? 189 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:09,100 suggesting you've made that makes any sense. Well, and it's the last. 190 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:12,560 Thank you. No, no, no. You know what? You know what? 191 00:12:13,020 --> 00:12:14,020 Thank you. 192 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:25,180 Mission accomplished. 193 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:31,020 You know, Andy, it's like having dinner theater in your own living room. 194 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:34,100 I can't believe that. 195 00:12:34,810 --> 00:12:38,650 What? That was so stupid. I gotta go talk to her. Wait, wait, what are you 196 00:12:38,650 --> 00:12:39,650 doing? 197 00:12:41,630 --> 00:12:42,630 Dana's right. 198 00:12:43,190 --> 00:12:46,510 Dana's right. I really, I crossed the line. I pushed my dress on her, and I 199 00:12:46,510 --> 00:12:47,309 shouldn't have. 200 00:12:47,310 --> 00:12:50,970 She doesn't want your wedding dress. She wants her own. Just let her get it. 201 00:12:51,050 --> 00:12:52,650 Yeah, you did everything you could. 202 00:12:52,910 --> 00:12:56,050 You've been a good sister. You made a very touching gesture. 203 00:12:56,290 --> 00:12:59,850 But you know what? It was too big a gesture. I need to pull everything back 204 00:12:59,850 --> 00:13:02,470 offer her something smaller, like my veil. 205 00:13:08,620 --> 00:13:10,160 There's something you don't see every day. 206 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:16,560 I 207 00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:28,940 know, 208 00:13:28,940 --> 00:13:31,060 I get it. You're excited about the wedding. 209 00:13:31,460 --> 00:13:36,080 No, no, no, Cheryl. Now we're just mad. Yes, mad as hell. 210 00:13:36,300 --> 00:13:38,000 You can't give her that feel. 211 00:13:38,540 --> 00:13:39,540 feeding a monster. 212 00:13:39,620 --> 00:13:40,579 What do you mean? 213 00:13:40,580 --> 00:13:43,820 Cheryl, your sister, Dina, is selfish. 214 00:13:44,900 --> 00:13:48,680 Yeah, yeah, well, yeah. What about the time that she started dating your old 215 00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:52,160 boyfriend in high school? Did she even bother to ask you how you felt about 216 00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:53,800 that? No. No! No! 217 00:13:55,280 --> 00:14:00,180 Listen, I don't want to be the one to influence your thinking, you know? 218 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:04,760 No, I really was just trying to help. Damn right you were, honey. 219 00:14:05,020 --> 00:14:06,200 She's just... 220 00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:07,289 She's spoiled. 221 00:14:07,290 --> 00:14:11,050 Always has been. You should cut the cord, honey. Yeah, you'd be a fool not 222 00:14:12,490 --> 00:14:13,490 See? 223 00:14:14,310 --> 00:14:16,550 Cheryl, a man like me doesn't think. 224 00:14:18,090 --> 00:14:19,090 He knows. 225 00:14:20,570 --> 00:14:21,489 You know what? 226 00:14:21,490 --> 00:14:22,489 You're right. 227 00:14:22,490 --> 00:14:26,230 You're right. You know what? I wouldn't give her that dress now if she begged me 228 00:14:26,230 --> 00:14:27,290 for it. Atta girl. 229 00:14:28,150 --> 00:14:30,310 That's right, baby. You're calling the shots now. 230 00:14:30,990 --> 00:14:35,010 Mission re -accomplished. 231 00:14:44,810 --> 00:14:45,810 out of my magazine? 232 00:14:46,130 --> 00:14:50,350 Oh, uh, secrets for a successful wedding. It's for my someday file. 233 00:14:50,710 --> 00:14:53,430 It's a really great way to keep your goals organized. 234 00:14:53,770 --> 00:14:57,070 Until, of course, they're refiled into the one called pipe dreams. 235 00:15:01,330 --> 00:15:02,610 Hey. Hey. 236 00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:05,050 What brings you by? 237 00:15:06,150 --> 00:15:07,390 I'm going with green. 238 00:15:08,210 --> 00:15:09,370 Just like you said. 239 00:15:10,090 --> 00:15:11,450 But you hate green. 240 00:15:11,810 --> 00:15:13,230 But I love you. 241 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:15,280 I love you, too. 242 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:17,620 I'd be honored to wear your wedding dress. 243 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:19,400 Jim, 244 00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:22,280 you're missing a special moment. 245 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:28,040 Are you sure you want to wear my dress? 246 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:30,460 I wouldn't want to wear any other dress. 247 00:15:30,940 --> 00:15:32,460 Jim, seriously, right now! 248 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:38,080 What? What's going on? Look at this. Dana and Cheryl have made up, and now 249 00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:39,080 wants to wear the dress. 250 00:15:46,860 --> 00:15:48,820 Let me see how foolish this whole argument was. 251 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:50,200 Oh, he did! 252 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:53,200 Well, good for you, Ryan! 253 00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:57,520 Come on, I'm going to put on some coffee, because I need to talk to you 254 00:15:57,520 --> 00:16:00,180 centerpiece. Oh, and if we have time, can we talk about linens? Well, for 255 00:16:00,180 --> 00:16:01,180 linens, I'll make time. 256 00:16:01,380 --> 00:16:04,920 What the hell did he do? 257 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:07,080 I took your advice. 258 00:16:07,580 --> 00:16:10,460 We're in the store looking at shoes, and I'm standing there thinking, you know, 259 00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:13,840 I could jab this heel in my eye. Yeah, it'd kill me, but not quick enough. 260 00:16:15,370 --> 00:16:18,190 Then all of a sudden I heard your voice saying, there's always a way out. 261 00:16:18,290 --> 00:16:21,050 There's always a way out. Just the voice or floating head? 262 00:16:21,570 --> 00:16:23,890 Floating head. Yeah, I get that. At least once a week. 263 00:16:25,010 --> 00:16:26,870 Well, look, they're going to be in there for hours. I'm going to go catch a 264 00:16:26,870 --> 00:16:29,030 movie. Thank you so much. A really, wow. 265 00:16:29,230 --> 00:16:30,310 It's just, I, you know. 266 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:31,690 Wow. 267 00:16:34,050 --> 00:16:35,990 No, I'm going to kill him. I'm going to kill him. 268 00:16:36,330 --> 00:16:38,090 Hey, I got a better idea. 269 00:16:38,310 --> 00:16:40,890 Next time, instead of free advice, you might want to give someone a real 270 00:16:40,890 --> 00:16:42,530 present. Shut up. 271 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:46,800 Gotta be way out of this. 272 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:49,780 We gotta figure out what we need. That's all. What do we need? 273 00:16:50,060 --> 00:16:53,580 I don't know. Maybe go in, tell Cheryl the truth. The truth? 274 00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:55,380 No! 275 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,960 We need a wedding dress is what we need. 276 00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:02,260 So, we gotta get a wedding dress. 277 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:03,740 And where do you get a wedding dress? 278 00:17:08,579 --> 00:17:10,079 I'm serious. Where do you get a wedding dress? 279 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:19,280 Yes, you can. 280 00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:25,099 I'm looking for a wedding dress that looks just like this. 281 00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:29,720 Um, sorry, we don't have anything like that. 282 00:17:30,380 --> 00:17:33,640 Sorry. Sure, I mean, I've been looking all over town. Do you have anything even 283 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:38,700 close? Jim, hey, I think I got it. We take the top from this one, the sleeves 284 00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:41,400 from this one, and the bottom from this. 285 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:44,280 I think it'll work. 286 00:17:44,740 --> 00:17:46,540 Okay, we need it in about five minutes. 287 00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:50,320 All right, all right, 30 minutes, we can catch a bite. 288 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:53,860 Sir, we don't really sell our gowns in part. 289 00:17:55,060 --> 00:17:57,400 But we could custom make you a gown like your photo. 290 00:17:58,100 --> 00:17:59,100 Hey! Cool! 291 00:17:59,780 --> 00:18:01,180 What's that run, a couple hundred bucks? 292 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:04,340 Try about $5 ,000. 293 00:18:06,540 --> 00:18:07,540 Uh, 294 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,560 I'm a member of Triple A. 295 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:19,340 We're just going to have to break them up. 296 00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:20,720 That way there'll be no wedding. 297 00:18:21,380 --> 00:18:24,240 For the love of God, Jim, I'm not sleeping with my sister. 298 00:18:27,180 --> 00:18:28,520 Hey, where were you guys? 299 00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:31,920 We were just driving around talking about our hopes and dreams. 300 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:35,060 Oddly, my dream was coming home and not getting a third degree. 301 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:39,760 I'm sorry, honey, but Dana is waiting to try on the dress. Yes. Can you go get 302 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:42,420 it, please? The dress, the dress, right, the dress. I'm going to go get it right 303 00:18:42,420 --> 00:18:44,600 now. Just call me Johnny Dressgetter. 304 00:18:47,340 --> 00:18:48,340 are you talking about? 305 00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:52,020 You got a box full of ashes. It's over, dress getter. We're screwed. 306 00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:54,260 We are not screwed. 307 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:57,840 You see, that's the difference between evil genius and a common liar. 308 00:18:58,460 --> 00:19:00,740 You stand back, watch the master. 309 00:19:01,060 --> 00:19:05,860 By the time I get upstairs to that attic, I will have come up with a way to 310 00:19:05,860 --> 00:19:06,860 out of this. 311 00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:08,260 There's no way out. 312 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,120 There's no way out. 313 00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:13,620 There's no way out. 314 00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:16,640 Jim? 315 00:19:17,770 --> 00:19:18,790 What are you doing out there? 316 00:19:23,550 --> 00:19:24,550 Can't tell you. 317 00:19:26,050 --> 00:19:27,410 Is that my wedding dress? 318 00:19:28,450 --> 00:19:29,450 Yes. 319 00:19:30,030 --> 00:19:31,150 Can I have it? 320 00:19:31,410 --> 00:19:32,410 No. 321 00:19:33,190 --> 00:19:34,190 Why? 322 00:19:35,430 --> 00:19:36,430 Can't tell you. 323 00:19:38,630 --> 00:19:41,130 Is it because you don't want Dana wearing it? Yes. 324 00:19:42,790 --> 00:19:43,790 Why? 325 00:19:44,510 --> 00:19:45,510 Can't tell you. 326 00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:54,370 Is it because it's my dress and it won't be as special if someone else wears it? 327 00:20:05,790 --> 00:20:07,530 Yeah, that's good. 328 00:20:08,170 --> 00:20:12,510 I mean, that's really good that you figured it out without me having to tell 329 00:20:12,510 --> 00:20:13,510 you. 330 00:20:14,390 --> 00:20:21,380 I had no idea you felt this passionately. about this? Well, you 331 00:20:22,380 --> 00:20:24,920 No one ever asked me anything in the house. 332 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:29,080 I'd rather torch this dress and have someone else wear it. 333 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:30,520 Look at me. 334 00:20:31,220 --> 00:20:32,400 It's so sweet. 335 00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:35,240 I'll tell you what. 336 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:39,240 We are going to put this dress away and never talk about it again. 337 00:20:41,260 --> 00:20:42,260 Never ever? 338 00:20:47,110 --> 00:20:51,630 You know, just when I think I know you, I don't know you. I know. 339 00:20:53,550 --> 00:20:55,630 I surprise myself sometimes. 340 00:20:59,410 --> 00:21:01,250 Looks like another sunny day today. 341 00:21:01,990 --> 00:21:03,910 Lately, they've all been sunny. 342 00:21:06,070 --> 00:21:08,150 Mommy? Yeah? I have a question. 343 00:21:08,370 --> 00:21:11,470 Sure. When I get married, can I wear your wedding dress? 344 00:21:21,550 --> 00:21:23,610 There's nothing wrong with just living with a guy.